Seriously Skewed: Donald Trump"s First Day in the White House

8 AM: Wake up? Not yet.9 AM: Wake up. Play around with wife while she’s sleeping.9:15 AM: Meet with Joint Chiefs of Staff, Federal Reserve Chairman, and beauty pageant winners.9:30 AM: Walk around naked in front of female staffers.10 AM: Bomb Iran. Nuclear problem solved.10:15 AM:...

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